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WILL THE REAL CAT PLEASE STAND UP!

aaaah, I don't think so. Now sit back down please.

How To Make A Seven Flower Pop Up!

The Wedding Party Story

At a wedding party someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was nearly crushed to death.

New Autumn or Victorian Colored Wreath!

I listed this new wreath today. The colors remind me of a Victorian wreath. The roses are deep red and dusty rose. This is a 14" wreath with a pretty dusty rose wired bow. There are leafs placed between the roses. I'm beginning to think I can make these roses in my sleep!!!!

Ya Gotta Love This!!!!

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m.  EST I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.  First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan.. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!  I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].  After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!  I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]  I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.  Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.  The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.) In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi, Alex

 

Double Delight Ice Cream Cake

This looks so good I had to post it!

Ingredients

1 pkg. (1 lb.) Chocolate Chip Cookies (42 cookies), divided
1/3 cup margarine or butter, melted
1 cup hot fudge ice cream topping, divided
3 cups vanilla ice cream, divided
3 cups chocolate ice cream, divided
1 cup thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping
7 maraschino cherries

Directions
CRUSH 30 of the cookies. Mix cookie crumbs and margarine; press 2/3 of the crumb mixture onto bottom of 9-inch spring form pan or pie plate. Stand remaining 12 cookies around edge of pan. Microwave 3/4 cup of the sundae topping as directed on pkg.; drizzle onto bottom of crust. Freeze 15 min.
SOFTEN 1-1/2 cups of each flavor of ice cream; spread, 1 layer at a time, over fudge layer in crust. Sprinkle with remaining crumb mixture. Scoop remaining ice cream into balls; place over crumb layer.
FREEZE 4 hours or until firm. Microwave remaining 1/4 cup sundae topping as directed on pkg. Top dessert with whipped topping, the sundae topping and cherries just before serving. Store leftover dessert in freezer.

Prep Time: 30 Min
Servings: 12

THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD

I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 


CEO's are now playing miniature golf. 


Exxon Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. 


Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.


Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.


A picture is now only worth 200 words.


They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street"

Quotes

Here are some quotes that I think are worth reading.

*Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
*Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times
*If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
*The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is   prepared to die at any time.
*We have the best government that money can buy
*Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
*Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.


Know who said all these quotes??? Well I'll tell you. It was Mark Twain!

A Mom And Her Child

♥ A mom thinks about her child even if they're not with her.
♥ A mom loves her child in a way that they will never understand.
♥ A mom will be there for her child when no one else will.
♥ A mom will catch a grenade, take a bullet, stand in front of a train, & ask God to take her instead of her child.
♥ If you have children then you will understand this ♥